February 2012
13 posts
1 tag
just got a text saying
“i dont wanna seem creepy or weird but im masturbating and moaning your name”
oh thats ok its not creepy at all -__________-
January 2012
15 posts
When you and your friend decide to pig-out...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
You look at each other like
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
so last night i smoked some really good bud...
i started throwing up everywhere. couldnt move. sweating. shaking. pale. they had to call an ambulance. i stopped breathing.
so thats the story of why i’m never smoking again.
December 2011
62 posts
8 tags
Mac Miller concert tonight. Must get ready.
And by get ready I mean get high.
Reblog if you are stoned as fuck.
everyone in my family: hey i got you this gift card because i didn't know what to get you
me: wtf you know drug dealers don't take gift cards.
11 tags
Got mac miller tickets!! aaand i'm getting an...
fuck yeah Christmas.
Anonymous asked: Lol you are not 16. Why were you in the hospital
